February 2012
That awkward moment when you're in that one class...
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and you’re just sitting there like
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Genders Don't Matter.
I always hate couple shirts. Seriously.
And these ones makes me hate them even more.
Why we have to print our gender there? Do couples always have to be in different genders? No, do genders really matter to be a couple?
Genders don’t. Love does.
Sherlock Series Three, Episode One:
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“John, I’m not de—”
“Yes, I know it was painful for you, but it had to be done, or—”
“It’s all fine, now. Moriarty’s network is crushed. We’re safe, and—”
“I have everything I need to clear my name, we can go back to wor—”
“You are all I thought of the whole time I was awa—”
“John, can you not keep hitting me, please; I’m just—”
“Mycroft, Can I stay...
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The Law of Trade
Jochan: When in love offers sex, when wants sex offers love.
Me: I've done that, I once was in love with a guy, but he didn't love me back. I offered him this 'friends with benefits' status, he loved me.
Jochan: Ah, so that's the law of trade.
Me: Yeah, we had an affair for a month, I think. And when I told him 'We can't do this anymore', he's with another girl now.
Jochan: Meh, I hate equal trade.
“When a girl is in love, she offers sex. When a guy wants sex, he offers love.”
– @ekaotto
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Gombal Dewangga
At Conversation Class 2..
Teacher: So, you need to ask each other these questions, you ready? (handing us papers)
Me: Okay.. (coming to Armed)
Me: So, Armed, are you afraid of spiders? (reading the paper)
Armed: Nah.
Me: ...Okay.
Armed: Ask me any the 'Do you like' question, Mel!
Me: Fine, do you like Chinese food?
Armed: Nope, I like you.
Me: ................................I LIKE YOU TOO ARMED!!!! (jumping to Armed)
Teacher: You all elementary students.
Caught in act
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